I will be back soon!!!

Hey guys, I know it's been a while, but I promise you that my shits will be back online very soon... I'd simply forgotten about this blog until i suddenly remembered it. I promise you new and exciting Shit... very soon.

13-10-06

aright I know its been a while but this one was too much LOL... I couldn't but upload it and share it with you. You're welcome. It's just so... neat. Yeah neat is the word. It didn't even leave a smudge when I flushed it. Its also so erect, so... just... undescribable. I'm very proud of this one. If only all my shits would come out so proper, so unmessy and clean.

I'll leave u now to admire it.

23-08-06

This is a morning shit. U know when u wake up and rush into the bathroom and fire it out? It came out VERY quickly. It has pasta salad, spicy chicken and rice, noodles, an apple, a prune, corn flakes, ice cream and some other crap that I dont' remember. This kinda came out like the rock formations u find on the inside of a grotto. Its natural art. Really. Look at it. It looks like there's a barcode number right under it but its really just a water reflection. I don't BARCODE my shit, what kind of a freak do you think I am? jeez...

21-08-06

This one looks like a missile that hit the ground but failed to explode... AND it is kinda shaped like a cock. I'm starting to formulate the theory that one's cock is actually in the shape of the inside mold of his anal parts. Hmm. but really it DOES look like a missile, notice the small tail it makes behind. This one took two days in the making, Sunday and monday. So its basically the result of barbecue meat and kafta, Calamar, Tabboule, cake, ice cream, Chocolate and sugar coated cereals and Cheese sandwich.

19-08-06

This looks like a floater, but it really isn't. Its actually lying on top of itself. It's composed of beans, french fries, cereals. I feel like I failed this one, because I don't like to smudge the edge of the toilet. I try to aim directly to the center where the water lies, but also being gentle as to not make a big splash. If you're wondering how to make a dump as long as this one, the secret is to not apply too much pressure. Just kinda let it be, u know? Let it go down by itself

18-08-06

As you can see this one went down somewhat Choppy, with a red kind of line on the right there. Do you see it? I don't know what that is, but I don't think its blood coz I checked the toilet paper and there weren't any. Maybe it was coagulated blood inside that came out to decorate the shit, much like those stripes that "magically" appear out of the toothpaste.
So let's see, I think this is my mom's spaghetti that I had for lunch... 2 plates actually. I also had fresh peanuts, and a plate of GREAT pasta salad in the evening, with lots of vegetables. So mainly this one is composed of pasta stuff I would say. Oooooh I just remembered, the pasta salad had those colored pastas in it, you know the red and green ones... maybe that explains the red line there. Well... whatever it is, doesn't look good to me, and if it keeps on recurring, I might have to get that checked. That's it for now, see you next time I take a dump.